Santa is a Rapist (The Night Before Christmas)

by Mors Voluntaria

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released November 7, 2013

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Track Name: Santa is a Rapist (The Night Before Christmas)
It's 1 AM, December 25th.
Are they jingle bells? Bullshit it's all a myth.
Creep down the stairs. Peer into the lounge,
Santa's there, bollock naked, with your mother on the ground!

This year ain't merry Christmas! This ain't no happy song!
Santa's missed the milk and cookies and put one in your mum,
So if you're naughty or nice, you're getting coal this year!
'Cause as soon as he is finished with her he's gonna put it in your rear!

[Guitar solo]

This year ain't merry Christmas! This ain't no happy song!
Santa's missed the milk and cookies and put one in your mum,
So when he's finished with her; and when he's finished with you,
He's gonna crouch on your dad's face and do a massive poo.

This year ain't merry Christmas! This ain't no happy song!
Santa's missed the milk and cookies and put one in your mum,